In the unusually crowded Sears washroom today.
As usual I pull the stroller into the large wheelchair accessible stall and sit down on the toilet. Gus, who enjoys stating the obvious, says "You sitting, Mama?"
"Yes, Gus. I'm sitting."
"Ohhh, Mama go peepee?"
"Yes, Gus. I'm peeing."
"Mama pooping?"
I don't really feel like answering in this crowded bathroom, so foolishly, I say nothing.
Louder, Gus asks, "MAMA POOPING?"
I say quietly, "No Gus, I'm just peeing."
Now he knows I'm a little uncomfortable. Oh what joy.
"MAAAMMAA POOOOPING!!!!???" echoes in the Sears washroom.
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